Here's an article about new Richmond Symphony Music Director Steven Smith. In print, it ran with a little sidebar that as I submitted it, went like this:
Eastman School of Music; Cleveland Institute of Music
3 Previous jobs (of many)
Assistant conductor, Cleveland Orchestra, 1997-2003; Faculty, Oberlin Conservatory, 2002-05; Concertmaster, Grand Rapids Symphony, 1985-88
4 Things he likes to do
Camp, garden, cook, study architecture
But the musical joke in the title was too subtle, so it ran without the title or the numbers.